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Before death came, the liars were made to feast upon the hands of the thieves, and the thieves were made to ingest the tongues of their liar brothers, and we praised the Master Builder for his judgements.
-The Hammer Book of Tenets

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Come the time of peril, did the ground gape, and did the dead rest unquiet 'gainst us. Our bands of iron and hammers of stone prevailed not, and some did doubt the Builder's plan. But the seals held strong, and the few did triumph, and the doubters were lain into the foundations of the new sanctum.
-Collected letters of the smith-in-exile

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Fri Jul 3, 2009, 6:00 AM
First of all:
Congratulations, thou art able to read!


For prayers or questions, please send me a note or go to thine local church.
If thou want to join the Hammerites or Mechanists, please write to :iconhauntplz: and :iconkarrasplz:. Remember: Extra ecclesiam nulla salus!

If thou want to disturb or spam someone, please do it here [link] or here [link] Every spam on the Builder's page will be deleted, the autor ignored.

For further (intelligent!) questions, do thee not shy away from asking me.

Omnia ad maiorem dei gloriam.
Now go and praise myself.


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  • Listening to: metal sounds of the city
  • Reading: The new and old Scriptures of the Masterbuilder
  • Watching: thee

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If thou have eyes, but see not the glory of the Builder's work, then plucketh them out.
A passage from the Hammerite scriptures.

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  • Current Residence: I am omnipresent
  • Interests: Watching thee while thou art sleeping
  • Favourite genre of music: The sound of my working followers and the chorals they sing
  • Personal Quote: Extra ecclesiam nulla salus
  • Tools of the Trade: Stone, Metal, Hammers and Gearwheels

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:iconnehemaplz:
Dearest Masterbuilder,
I need your advice. The City Watch captured a Hammerite, that helped his pagan wife (!) to escape from the Sheriff's judgement. The Hammerite is in custody of the Watch right now. What shall we do, oh wise Builder? How shall we proceed?

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you.
:iconnehemaplz:
Dearest Masterbuilder,
I need your advice. The City Watch captured a Hammerite, that helped his pagan wife (!) to escape from the Sheriff's judgement. The Hammerite is in custody of the Watch right now. What shall we do, oh wise Builder? How shall we proceed?

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you.
:iconthemobplz:
The Mob *wanders around, just to see if there is of DIES IRAE (c) going on, which may imply the burning of some heretics*

--
"Every man has a mob self and an individual self, in varying proportions." ~ D. H. Lawrence

"It is proof of a bad cause when it is applauded by the mob." ~ Seneca
:iconbuilderplz:
*watches the Mob wandering and leadeth it to the direction of a misguided pagan*

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Then came the Builder who brought us the Hammer,
And with it we forged a new way of life.
To reject the Hammer is to denounce the Builder.
:iconthemobplz:
The Mob *gathers torches, pitchforks and a lot of inflammable material - and beer too, because burning heretics make you thirsty, you know* :dummy:

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"Every man has a mob self and an individual self, in varying proportions." ~ D. H. Lawrence

"It is proof of a bad cause when it is applauded by the mob." ~ Seneca
:iconcarlota:
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--
Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:
:iconbuilderplz:
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Then came the Builder who brought us the Hammer,
And with it we forged a new way of life.
To reject the Hammer is to denounce the Builder.
:iconcarlota:
CAN. WE. FIX. IT? YES. WE. CAN! :dummy: : [link]

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Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:
:iconbuilderplz:
Fix the universe?

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Then came the Builder who brought us the Hammer,
And with it we forged a new way of life.
To reject the Hammer is to denounce the Builder.
:iconcarlota:
YES. YOU. CAN ! :dummy:

And let's be a bit more ambitious... :plotting:
Why not fixing... the multiverse ? :la:

--
Sacrebleu !

"Valjean! You're a faaaag!" - Javert, "The Miseroïds" (by the producer of "The Fucking Dangerous Liaisons").

"Because I. Am. EVIL!" - Mister Evil [link] :la:

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